Error 404: Homepage went with the flow
We're a company literally named after flow, and our website still managed to get stuck. The irony is not lost on us. It's in a meeting.
Scroll down, it gets worse →Official Lab Report
Peer-reviewed by absolutely no one.
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Why is it called "3 Flow Labs"?
Because "2 Flow Labs" was taken and "4 Flow Labs" sounded like we were trying too hard.
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Current project status:
99% complete. Has been 99% complete since March. We're beginning to suspect the last 1% is load-bearing.
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Why did the developer go broke?
Because they used up all their cache. (Yes, we kept this one. It's a classic. Show some respect.)
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Our new logo took 47 revisions.
You're looking at revision "02-2", which comes after "02-1" and before we lost the will to keep numbering.
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We asked AI to design this page.
It said "make it purple." We said no. You're welcome.